We are overjoyed to share our momentous day with our treasured guests and sincerely hope that you arrive excited, open-minded, and ready for fun!
(Unplugged Ceremony = no phones out until the cocktail hour and reception!)
Will there be drinks?🥂
Yes! Immediately after the ceremony and throughout the evening!
Can I wear white or a shade similar to white?
No.... We hired the slime people who handled Nickelodeon's award shows and will point you out as someone needing to be drenched in the green.
[This part is a joke]. However, please DO NOT wear white or any similar shade of white whatsoever.
Can I have my phone out during the ceremony?
Absolutely not. We kindly request everyone to place your phone in the Holding Bowl until after the ceremony is over. If seen with a phone out, you will be escorted to a more subtle location and have your phone smashed with a hammer. [This part is a joke]. However, please DO NOT have your phone our during the ceremony... You may use it any other time!
Can I smoke on the premises?
No. Cigarettes, vapes, runks, dab pens, joints, blunts, dilks, pipes, mooks, and wrops are not allowed to be inhaled while on the property. If you do, we The Bride & Groom will be fined, for your activity. We know where all of you live and will spend our honeymoon shadowing you around, yelling "shame shame" while clanging a loud bell in your direction.
Are there hotels nearby?
Yes. Please look under the "Travel" tab.
What if someone does or says something I dislike? Am I allowed to fight them?
Unfortunately, no. That would dampen our day since we want to avoid having on-duty police appear at our wedding.
What happens if we get nuked?
The wedding will still happen.